yo thinking about pronouns (again)

1) I saw a sign in the subway a few days ago.

It said that “a fare increase will be going into affect.”

Sigh.

It was a fancy electronic sign, probably one of many through the system, the sort which I’m sure are all run from a central location. So, as soon as somebody figures out the problem, all of the signs in the system can be fixed simultaneously.

So, it’s better than the new medical facility near me, where “All insurance is accetped.” That’s on a huge printed sign — more difficult and costly to change, I’m sure.

 
2) I did not expect The New Yorker to write about Harley Quinn. Not the quasi-trilogy of movies starring Margot Robbie as the former Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel — this article is talking about the very violent, very obscene HBO Max cartoon series which stars Kaley Cuoco as Harley and Lake Bell as Poison Ivy, Harley’s friend/lover/partner-in-crime: “The Violent Delights of ‘Harley Quinn’

The one thing I want to emphasize a bit more than the article does is that Harley and Ivy seem like a real couple — they work through problems as they come up, in healthy and realistic ways, despite the fact that they are both incredibly, and very differently, misanthropic. Ivy prizes plant life and loathes human beings — other than Harley — and Harley is both a violent, unpredictable sociopath and a trained psychiatrist (and those do not overlap, which would be a cliche at this point). When Dr. Quinzel takes over, she is completely focused and empathetic. And Harley’s scenes counseling Bruce Wayne (both as a grown man and as a traumatized boy who has just watched his parents get murdered) are wonderful. (She even attempts to collect a copay at one point, but little Bruce informs her that “rich people insurance doesn’t have copays.”)

One thing I disagree with, of course, is this: “The intricate plotting extends to the playfully dirty but heartfelt romance between Harley and Ivy. Like all love stories, it inevitably dipped in excitement once the characters finally committed to each other.”

Since it was pretty obvious from the first episode that they were getting together eventually (and that it couldn’t be rushed, since Harley was getting out of a very toxic relationship and that wouldn’t be healthy), it was pleasant and fun to watch but not compelling. Staying together is the really interesting part (see the article, and my comments above).

Here’s the Season 4 trailer. Definitely not safe for work.

 
3) This was interesting: “Is ‘Yo’ the Gender-Neutral Pronoun You’ve Been Looking For?

I remember a friend, years ago (decades, actually) who proposed that “Black English” had advantages over regular English, in that it was more adaptable to changing demands and circumstances. Regular English has various rules and rule books and so on (French and Spanish have this also, and I’m sure other languages do as well).

Here are some quotes from the article linked to above:

This “yo” is a straightforward, gender-neutral third-person pronoun — basically “heesh,” but not as ridiculous sounding. “Yo was tuckin’ in his shirt!” is an example Stotko and Troyer documented. This “yo” did not mean “you,” because the reference was certainly not to someone tucking in someone else’s shirt. A female teacher was handing out papers, and someone remarked — not to the teacher herself — “Yo handin’ out papers.” Someone else used “Yo is a clown” to describe a third party.

Wrap your head around it, and you can see this pronoun is pretty awesome. The interjection “Yo!” has been retooled, so that what started as a way of calling someone has become a way of calling out — i.e., pointing out — someone. The new “yo” means, in its way, “the one whom one ‘yo’s.” And it applies to no gender in particular. Baltimore Black English achieved what mainstream English never has: a gender-neutral pronoun that doesn’t force some other pronoun to moonlight in a new role.

Standard language unites us. But with nonstandard language, nothing — no dictionaries, no tut-tutting by experts — pulls it back from doing what it wants to do. It tends to be built out compared to standard language, “buff” as it were. It should be common knowledge that such variations are of interest not merely because of the cultures they represent but also because of their sheer grammatical intricacy.

The appeal (an appeal) of “yo” is that it feels, and apparently is, organic. Rules and rule books can sometimes work in languages when they are, or are claiming to be, maintaining “proper” or “correct” usage. However, it’s very difficult to change language by setting up new rules, because (as a friend of mine observed once) habit is the most powerful force in the universe, and because it makes people question why they should listen to your rules anyway (and because there’s usually no general agreement, among all the people who feel that a change is needed, about specifically what that change should be).

Philip B. Corbett of the New York Times used to have a wonderful blog called “After Deadline” where he reported on the language used in the Times (rules followed, rules broken, the reasons for the rules, the reasons for changing the rules, etc.) and he used to say that he never set up absolute yes/no rules about things, since that would have made it embarrassingly obvious that people weren’t following his rules anyway.

 
4) I’m terrible with anniversaries and birthdays and occasions & milestones like that (well, I’m not terrible with them — I’m just oblivious to them), so I completely missed the fact that this blog now has over a thousand posts. This one here, when published, will be 1,003. So, let’s have a belated… whatever might be appropriate. Yay.

Excelsior!

Sometimes it takes artists a while to figure out what type of artists they are. Henry James would periodically attempt to be a playwright, but he had to settle for being a great novelist. George Bernard Shaw wanted to be a novelist, but he had to settle for being a great playwright.

Young Stanley Lieber planned to write the Great American Novel some day, so in the interim he used the pen name “Stan Lee” for his work in the comic book world. Eventually, he realized that the Great American Novel he’d imagined was never going to be written — but, as a pretty good consolation prize, he got to be Stan Lee for the rest of his life.

By the way, there was a nice tribute to Stan this month. Marvel comics all had a black banner across the top of the covers, with “Stan Lee * 1922-2018,” and then the first three interior pages were black. The fourth page had a drawing of Stan, on a black background, with his name and dates below.

In addition to that, in a really nice gesture, D.C. Comics (Marvel’s long-time competitor) paid tribute as well. Their books all had a black final page this month, with this text:

With Utmost Respect
from the Distinguished Competition…
“Excelsior!”
In Memoriam
Stan Lee
1922-2018
DC

You can see it here.

personal shopper, and writing i like

I just saw Personal Shopper, and I liked it a lot. It’s kind of a horror movie, not my favorite genre, but I’d been very impressed by Clouds of Sils Maria (also written and directed by Olivier Assayas, and also starring Kristen Stewart), so I decided to give it a shot.

It’s a very effective, spooky film, with some pretty conventional ghost-story elements which work better than they should, mostly because Stewart sells them so well. The writing also helps, of course, and I think one thing that makes it work is that there’s also a real, corporeal murder mystery going on at the same time — and the two tend to bleed into each other (so to speak).

The movie isn’t much interested in the murder mystery, but it’s there and the pieces make sense if you bother to think about them. I like mysteries, but I also like stories where the mystery is there but it’s not at the center.

Anyway, recommended.

 
On another front, I’ve always admired writers who can do things that I can’t possibly imagine myself doing.

For an analogy, my favorite movie director is Robert Altman. I love his films (well, most of them), but I can see how he does what he does. I see why the scenes affect me the way they do, though it’s certainly beyond anything I could imagine achieving myself, even if I directed movies.

But there are times that I’m in awe of Jim Jarmusch’s movies, since at his best I have no idea how they do what they do. Sometimes he shows three images and I’m knocked sideways, like if somebody tapped you on your left elbow, put a hand on your right shoulder, and beeped you on your nose, somehow putting you in a trance.

Analogy over.

My stuff always tends to make sense, or at least it moves toward making sense. Even the things that I don’t explain (like why Vicki has superhuman strength) mostly have reasons.

There’s a comic book I’m particularly enjoying now, called Doom Patrol, mostly because it doesn’t make much sense but somehow everything works anyway. The Doom Patrol started in the early 1960s, right about the same time as the X-Men. The characters and situations between the books were very similar, and neither was very successful at first, but eventually the X-Men took off and more or less took over Marvel Comics, whereas the Doom Patrol just got weird (and weirder). The Doom Patrol book has got cancelled quite often, but it always comes back, at least for a while.

The main character now is Casey Brinke. She’s an ambulance driver, and a member of the Doom Patrol, and I think she has superpowers but I tend to forget what they are (it’s that sort of book).

In the most recent issue, Casey is driving her ambulance at top speed for the hospital, because her roommate, Terry, is about to give birth. Terry and Casey had sex a few hours ago (after falling out of their apartment together through the giant hole in the wall), and this sex has resulted in Terry being about to give birth now.

At no point does Casey protest that Terry can’t have gone through an entire pregnancy in a few hours, or that the pregnancy is rather unlikely anyway since they’re both women.

Instead, careening through the streets, followed by the other members of the Doom Patrol (on bicycles) and their current enemies (The Brotherhood of Nada — led by Mr. Nobody, Terry’s father) in a car, Casey’s only comment is “I can barely take care of a cat, I can’t be a mom!”

See, there’s no way I could possibly make that sort of thing work, which adds to my enjoyment of how it does (and I left out the backstory of the cat in question, Lotion, and the fact that Casey’s ambulance is sentient, and… a lot of other things).

farewell to gwenpool (and today’s writing tip)

Today’s writing tip: Don’t sit around waiting for the world’s best and newest idea for a story — just write it well.

Gwenpool was never supposed to be a real comic book. It was a joke cover, a mashup of Deadpool (the “merc with a mouth”) and Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man’s long-ago girlfriend who died tragically).
Gwenpool, in a pool. Photo: wikipedia.
But the idea caught on — maybe because the combination was so silly — and people began dressing up as Gwenpool at conventions and demanding an actual Gwenpool comic. So, there was a reason to produce a comic, but there was no real idea for the comic — just the goofy image (right, courtesy of Wikipedia).

Supply followed demand and we got the comic book Gwenpool, starring Gwen Poole (not actually a Gwen Stacy after all), a regular girl who is a fanatical comic book fan, in a world like ours where there are no actual superheroes. And then she finds herself in the Marvel universe, where all the superheroes live, and she decides to become a superhero, despite her complete lack of skills or powers (and with not much respect for human life, since she thinks the people around her are all just comic book characters — which they are, of course, from our perspective).

But she does have powers, of a sort. She knows all the secrets of all the heroes, since she reads their adventures every month. And she understands how comic book stories work, the tropes she can use to her advantage.

And later, she develops a real power: the ability to move around in between the panels and pages of her book itself, in whatever direction she wants.

Which means she can also step outside the panels entirely and see the pages ahead of her, and so she knows when her book has been cancelled because she can see that the pages end. So, while we feel bad that the supporting characters which were invented for the book may never be seen again, Gwen is upset by this even more than we are because those people have become her friends.

This whole thing should never have worked, at least not for 25 issues, but it did. And the extent that it was because of the writing (and the art) is shown by the fact that whenever Gwenpool showed up in other books, written by other writers, she was always terrible. A very annoying and self-involved sociopath, basically. Which she sort of was a lot of the time in her own book, too, but there we could see why and what she was trying to do (and, being comic book fans, imagine ourselves in her situation).

A joke idea, never intended to be a real book, saved, month after month, by really good and inventive writing (by Christopher Hastings) and art (by Gurihiru).

Footnote:

Just to illustrate how complicated comic books are these days — all the things that are trimmed and simplified in the movies:

1) Spider-Man: Peter Parker. Bitten by a radioactive spider. Gets spider powers. (There have also been other Spider-Man characters at different times, but I’m trying to keep this manageable.)

2) Spider-Woman: Jessica Drew. No relation to Spider-Man — different origin and different powers. (May have been created in order to copyright the name — so some other company wouldn’t get there first. There have also been other Spider-Woman characters at different times.)

3) Gwen Stacy: Spider-Man’s girlfriend. Died tragically — I think a bridge was involved (I was never a big Spider-Man fan.).

4) Spider-Gwen: A Gwen Stacy in another dimension (like parallel time in Dark Shadows, or the famous Star Trek episode where Spock has a beard). She gets bitten by the radioactive spider, instead of Peter Parker, so she gets the spider powers and becomes Spider-Woman, but her book can’t be called “Spider-Woman” because there already is one (see #2 above), so her book is called “Spider-Gwen.” She does become friends with the other Spider-Woman, though, and another woman called Silk, who also has spider powers, though I forget the details.

Spider-Gwen is very popular, leading to the various Gwen Stacy mashup covers, including Gwenpool (see above).

i’m reading some things

First, here’s a quote about research for writers (or anybody):

“I don’t use the internet much, because having looked up things about myself I know how much of it is rubbish.”

— Louis de Bernières

(That’s in memory of my mother, a one-time librarian.   🙂 )

 
Anyway, apparently it’s “weird 1970s time,” because this is what I’m reading right now:

1) The Eye in the Pyramid by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson (the first book in the Illuminatus Trilogy). I read these books once before, when I was in college, over several days when I was sick with a high fever and unable to sleep. My memory of it is, to say the least, fuzzy. If I start to get sick again, I’m going to stop reading immediately.

2) The Final Programme by Michael Moorcock (the first book of the Cornelius Quartet). I began it once. I’m fairly sure, but I’ve never finished it, as far as I can remember. I’ve always found Moorcock better to read about than to actually read.

But what the hell. It seems to go with the other two.

3) Sacred Locomotive Flies by Richard A. Lupoff. Difficult to describe. The most lighthearted of the three. Also the shortest, by a wide margin. The only one I really remember and the one I’m most likely to finish this time around. Also, the one that doesn’t have its own Wikipedia page.

4) Oh, and Mockingbird. This is the one that’s a modern comic book as opposed to freaky 1970s novel. The one with a dry and somewhat absurd wit. The ones where the individual issues fit together like a puzzle box — where, if you pay attention, you can keep track of where the Corgi dogs all came from and why Bobbi (Mockingbird) can explode Ping-Pong balls with her mind, though even so it’s hard to track how much Chardonnay Bobbi drinks — mostly because she keeps changing how much she’ll admit to.

I particularly appreciated the AV Club article I link to above, since in reading the actual book, I had missed the final page, with the yoga poses.

you should probably stand up to read this…

…because I’m going to talk about the queen.

I enjoyed reading this, probably more than I should have: “Queen Elizabeth Points Out Downton Abbey Mistakes For Fun

As I’ve said before, I enjoy some of the “CinemaSins” videos on YouTube, and now I’m envisioning Queen Elizabeth doing much the same, sitting in a comfortable chair in Buckingham Palace (or Balmoral Castle, or wherever), watching Downton Abbey and ringing a small bell whenever she sees an error, at which point a scribe will make a note of the details, probably using a quill pen.

This is the sort of thing that you think about when you’re writing a story about royalty. 🙂

Meanwhile, going from a queen to a princess, I liked the way this was handled: “Wonder Woman Endorses Marriage Equality

After all, she does come from a country that’s all women. What did Clark expect? 🙂