The Player

Robert A. Heinlein once wrote a story called “He

Built a Crooked House.” In this story, a house constructed in four

dimensions* falls in on itself (California earthquake), and the result

is a small box of a house, obviously only one room, but when you go

inside the whole eight-room house is there. But any exit to the

outside world just leads to another part of the house. There is no

way to get out.

Robert Altman’s “The Player” is the opposite. It

looks like an ordinary house, with all the usual rooms, but if you try

to go in the front door, you end up in the back yard. If you try to

go in through the garage door, you find yourself coming out of the

basement. There’s no way to get in, because there is no inside. It’s

all surface.

The first clue, the one that sets everything up, is

the long tracking shot that opens the movie. The camera moves around

and around a studio lot, following different conversations, looking in

windows where various writers are pitching various (mostly inane)

ideas for movies.

All well and good, but the tip-off is that it calls

attention to itself. First, in one of the conversations we overhear,

one character is complaining to another that there are no long shots

in movies anymore. It’s all cut-cut-cut. Then he goes on to remember

great long shots in the past, including (of course) the long tracking

shot that opens Orson Welles’

“Touch of Evil.”

The whole movie is like that. You can’t miss

anything, Altman points at everything of any significance. It’s like

an old Bugs Bunny cartoon, where if someone is crying someone else

will hold up a sign saying, “Sad, isn’t it?”

The characters are all two-dimensional at best.

None of them even need names, except as a convenience. They could

just be called The Player, The Aspiring Player, The Idealistic Victim,

The Self-Involved Writer, etc. And none of them have any really

likable qualities, so there’s no risk of the audience getting

particularly emotionally involved with anyone.

(BTW, movie reviewers who talk about the writer who

dies being victimized by the studio system are betraying their own

prejudices (reviewers are writers, after all): the guy is a nitwit and

his idea for a movie is narcissistic and inane.)

I could go on, but I would start to give the idea

that this is a pan. I heartily recommend people see this movie, I just

want to give some idea of what to expect.

The movie is Altman’s movie about Hollywood, but not

in the obvious way that “SOB” is Blake Edward’s. I love “SOB,” but

the “Hollywood director gets back at Hollywood by making movie showing

director screwed by system” thing was a pretty straightforward

response. Altman is after a much subtler joke, and he carries it off

wonderfully.

This is a bad movie (by any ordinary standards,

including the standard we expect from the director of classics like

Nashville and

McCabe & Mrs. Miller).

But that’s the point. He made a

Successful Hollywood Movie, every bit as inane as the Bruce

Willis/Julia Roberts blockbuster that he shows us the finale of. And

it has been, of course, very successful. He is telling us that the

Altman Victimized by Hollywood thing was wrong. He could have made

this movie at any time. Unlike “SOB,” this is not a bitter movie,

because Altman is not bitter. He’s been playing his game, by his own

rules, and he’s won.

I only wonder one thing. This movie means Altman

will have a much bigger budget and more clout when he directs his next

movie. I wonder if he has had something specific in mind.

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* Explanation on request

The Player
(1992)

Directed by Robert Altman

Written by Michael Tolkin
 

Cast:

Griffin Mill : Tim Robbins

June Gudmundsdottir : Greta Scacchi

Walter Stuckel : Fred Ward

Detective Susan Avery : Whoopi Goldberg

Larry Levy : Peter Gallagher

Joel Levison : Brion James

Bonnie Sherow : Cynthia Stevenson

David Kahane : Vincent D’Onofrio

Andy Civella : Dean Stockwell

Tom Oakley : Richard E. Grant

Larry Levy : Sydney Pollack

Detective DeLongpre : Lyle Lovett