Cookie’s Fortune

In the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital,

people’s golf games were forever being

interrupted by the annoying realities of war. In Holly Springs,

conducting a rigorous homicide investigation is okay,

as long as it doesn’t interfere too much with the fishing.

Deputy Lester Boyle: He had nothing to do

with it, alright? He’s innocent. You can trust me on that

one.

Eddie “The Expert” Pitts: And what makes you

so sure of that, Lester?

Deputy Lester Boyle: Because I’ve fished

with him.

Between 1969 and 1976 Robert Altman directed more

first-class movies than any other American director has ever made in

that amount of time. The result is that I keep going to see his

pictures, even though some of the recent ones have sucked. This one

doesn’t suck even a little, in fact it’s a hoot. Loose and funny and

warm (Altman’s movies started to go downhill when he started to show

contempt for his characters), featuring some terrific

performances.

This movie takes place in Holly Springs, a dozy little

southern town where a sign in the liquor store proudly proclaims that,

“on this site in 1897, nothing happened.” Which seems to be true of

most days in this century, too.

Everybody in Holly Springs knows everybody else.

Everybody knows Cookie, who’s well-off and eccentric, pining after her

dead husband Buck in their big old house. Everybody known Willis, who

looks after the house for her, and who likes to take a drink or two

down at Theo’s (almost as much as he likes fishing). Everybody knows

that Cookie has two nieces, Camille, who’s the local martinet of good

taste and culture, and Cora, who’s sweet but a bit dim.

Cookie can’t stand Camille or Cora, but she is quite

fond of Cora’s daughter, Emma. Emma is Holly Springs’ “bad girl,”

though most of the wickedness we see involved her extremely individual

style of driving and parking. She’s just arrived back in town in the

van she lives in, with some facial bruises which are never

explained.

Everybody knows about Cookie and Willis and Camille

and Cora and Emma. And then one day Cookie is found dead of a gunshot

wound and Willis is arrested. Like the 4077th MASH, Holly Springs is

a very functional society which has evolved its own rules and systems,

and even though the evidence compels the police to arrest Willis,

nobody thinks he actually did it. In fact, some of the best scenes

take place at the jail, where the door of Willis’ cell is never closed

(let alone locked).

Emma is furious, completely convinced that Willis

is innocent, and she’s

somewhat frustrated that nobody pays much attention to her arguments,

because they all think he’s innocent, too. So, in solidarity, she

moves into his cell with him, which is also convenient for her to

conduct periodic fevered couplings with Jason, her former beau, who

is now a deputy. Typically, they go to great lengths to hide what

they’re doing from Willis, who just lies on his bunk and smiles, not

fooled for a minute.

Meanwhile, Camille and Cora move right into Cookie’s

house, cheerfully taking down all the yellow tape that marks it as a

crime scene, as they prepare for the performance of “Salome” that the

town church is putting on for Easter. Camille is running the entire

production, of course, even to the extent of revising the text and

giving herself a co-writing credit with Oscar Wilde.

This is pretty much Altman’s manifesto against

people who give a damn about what other people think, and it’s

great. And, as in “M*A*S*H,” the good, cool, relaxed people way

outnumber the weird, uptight, self-righteous people, which is a nice

way of looking at things.

Cookie’s Fortune
(1999)

Directed by Robert Altman

Written by Annie Rapp
 

Cast:

Camille Dixon : Glenn Close

Cora Duvall : Julianne Moore

Willis Richland : Charles Dutton

Jewel Mae “Cookie” Orcutt : Patricia Neal

Emma Duvall : Liv Tyler

Jason Brown : Chris O’Donnell

Manny Hood : Lyle Lovett

Lester Boyle : Ned Beatty

Otis Tucker : Courtney B. Vance

Jack Palmer : Donald Moffat

Billy Cox : Danny Darst

Eddie “The Expert” Pitts : Matt Malloy