two things which don’t go together in any way

One:

I saw this article: “The Case for Black With a Capital B” at the New York Times website, and I think it’s right. I wrote about this back in 2006: “A Reader Writes.”

 
Two:

Okay, I don’t usually react well to things which are described as adorable.

I don’t usually embed videos.

I’m not really a big Taylor Swift fan.

[[Insert several more disclaimers here.]]

But I thought this was a hoot:

Why exactly is this not the actual video, as opposed to that other stupid thing?