{"id":5012,"date":"2014-10-12T09:41:57","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T13:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2014-10-12T09:46:14","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T13:46:14","slug":"im-consistent-at-least","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=5012","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m consistent, at least"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, at least I&#8217;m consistent <\/p>\n<p>I just posted the second part of my new story.  It&#8217;s called &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=5009\">In Bed<\/a>,&#8221; which seemed amusing since the first part was called &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=4997\">In Class<\/a>.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Possible amusement aside, it occurred to me that this was, by some standards,  moving quickly. One minute Mike and Sharon are classmates, the next minute they&#8217;re in bed. <\/p>\n<p>But, as I think about it, this is always my preference. Some people like to go around and around and back and forth about Will They Get Together or Won&#8217;t They? (while there&#8217;s often no real doubt about how it&#8217;s going to end up). <\/p>\n<p>But, as I wrote about <a href=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=3573\">a while ago<\/a>, I get bored pretty quickly with the courtship stuff &#8212; I think couples get much more interesting once they&#8217;re actually together. <\/p>\n<p>So, Mike and Sharon are already in bed. <\/p>\n<p>Now we start to get to the good stuff. <\/p>\n<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-bottom-left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F5012&#038;print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\" ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/pdf.png\" alt=\"image_pdf\" title=\"View PDF\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fposts%2F5012&#038;print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\" ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/print.png\" alt=\"image_print\" title=\"Print Content\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, at least I&#8217;m consistent I just posted the second part of my new story. It&#8217;s called &#8220;In Bed,&#8221; which seemed amusing since the first part was called &#8220;In Class.&#8221; Possible amusement aside, it occurred to me that this was, by some standards, moving quickly. One minute Mike and Sharon are classmates, the next minute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5017,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions\/5017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}