{"id":6168,"date":"2017-03-04T01:34:01","date_gmt":"2017-03-04T05:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=6168"},"modified":"2017-03-04T01:34:01","modified_gmt":"2017-03-04T05:34:01","slug":"ive-never-had-a-bucket-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/u-town.com\/collins\/?p=6168","title":{"rendered":"i’ve never had a bucket list"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve never had any desire to have a “bucket list,”, but this article caught my eye: “The 99-year-old who threw herself in prison \u2013 and other strange bucket list requests<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

But this is the part that really intrigued me:<\/p>\n

Last month, a teenage girl from Ohio with terminal leukemia got her wish to shoot someone with a Taser. Alyssa Elkins fired the electrified barbs into the back of Sgt Doug Bline of the Newark police department. \u201cI don\u2019t like inflicting pain on people, I didn\u2019t know it was going to be that painful,\u201d she said as the officer collapsed in a contorted heap. She then shot her uncle before calling it a day.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wait a minute. She got her wish to fire a Taser at somebody, found out that it was apparently more painful than she’d expected, and then<\/em>, after discovering how painful it really was, she shot her uncle.<\/p>\n

That makes me wonder…<\/p>\n

 
And, on a completely different subject, there’s this:<\/p>\n