carly and the hypertext story

"Carly" is the most hypertext-y thing I've ever written. I think the main reason I didn't go further in that direction is that it's a lot of work. If you wrote a 5,000-word short story, with just one "fork in the road," that would end up being two 5,000-word stories, each of which has to work. From then on, for each new fork, you can do the math.

(I thought I had written about all of this before, by the way, and I had planned to link to that hypothetical blog post in the middle of this one. But then it turned out that I had never written about any of this before, so that's why this post is late.)

My thinking about hypertext fiction was really formed by two things. One was the Alfred Hitchcock movie Family Plot. Not one of his best, though it has a great ending, but there is one absolutely wonderful moment near the beginning.

Barbara Harris plays a faux psychic con artist, and Bruce Dern plays her boyfriend (a cab driver, if I remember correctly). We see them working to bilk a deluded (but rich) old woman, then they drive home together. When they're stopped at a red light, a woman walks across the street in front of their car. She's wearing blonde hair, sunglasses, and a black trench coat, and the camera simply follows her, apparently losing interest in Bruce Dern and Barbara Harris.

Of course, the "blonde" woman's story, and that of her paramour, soon connects with Barbara Harris and Bruce Dern, but it's a giddy, purely Hitchcockian moment.

If Sir Alfred could have offered the audience a choice at that moment ("Stay with them, or follow her?") you would have ended up with two different movies, telling basically the same story from different angles.

So, that's part of the equation. The other is Penn Jillette's comments from this article in Wired magazine.

Most of the way down to Atlantic City, we talk about interactive entertainment. Penn says it'll never work. Entertainment – movies, theater, music, art – boils down to the performer, not the audience, being in control.

"Technology adds nothing to art," he says. "Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, 'Now, do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not?' But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

"The fact of the matter is, since the beginning of time, you could buy a Picasso and change the colors. That's trivial. But you don't because you're buying a piece of Picasso's fucking soul. That's the definition of art: 'Art is one person's ego trip.'"

Penn says he and Teller "have been offered a huge amount of money and a huge amount of technology to do interactive shit. We have turned them down. Not that the technology wasn't up to snuff, but because we don't have any ideas.

"The whole fucking world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology," he says, as we whiz by the Blade Runner-like landscape of New Jersey oil refineries. "The bottleneck is really in art."

And that's also true. You can say, "Would you like to know more about this character before we proceed, or not?" You can say, "Character #1 and Character #2 are splitting up now. Which would you like to follow, until they get together again?" But you can't say, "Would you like Ilsa to go off with Victor at the end, or do you want her to stay with Rick?"

Which is why the early parts of "Carly" are very hypertext-y, and the later ones aren't.

(Oh, and I do have to mention that in Inherent Vice there is a character who wants to bring together all the pissed-off movie lovers who did want Ilsa to stay with Rick at the end of Casablanca, and to initiate a class action suit on their behalf against Warner Brothers.)

Next week I may start to post "The Dream Now," which follows "Carly," and which answers the question, "What the heck is up with that haircut?" And I may write more about Inherent Vice.

wordpress frustrates me

Well, generally I like WordPress quite a bit (WordPress is the blogging software that runs this site, and the utownwriting site, and the site for A Sane Woman).

But it doesn't allow PHP code in the actual blog posts. I'm sure there are good reasons (security-related) for this, but it is frustrating. For reasons that will be obvious to anybody who's read The Case of the Four Women, I'm thinking about posting Carly on the utownwriting blog, and finally implementing the original hypertext structure for it. That never happened before, because I was trying to implement it with JavaScript, but that proved impossible. I managed to do it with VBScript, but Internet Explorer is the only browser that supports VBScript (unfortunately). For a while I thought I'd be able to do it in XML, but XML never replaced HTML (as was originally planned), so that never happened either.

But now I have PHP, and that will make it possible to do. But since I can't do it in the blog, it will take longer to set up. But it will be coming soon. (Unless I get lazy and decide to do it in the blog after all, just in a less "elegant" way.)

By the way, "Carly" is a standalone story, though it is also the sixteenth chapter of the novel U-town. But you don't need to read the rest of the novel to understand it.

keep a-goin’

(Thinking about the recent death of Henry Gibson, I remembered this piece from a bit over nine years ago, which I decided to post here. More below on why.)

keep a-goin' (August 1, 2000)

I've been thinking a lot about persistence recently.

A member of Really Deep Thoughts Right Now (the Tori Amos email list where Bethany and I met) recently saw Patti Smith for the first time, and he was blown away. As he said, "so i got home from patti smith last night spent and wasted and ready to fucking change the world." I think it's great that Patti is being discovered by a whole group of younger fans these days, just as Neil Young was a few years ago. Fads and trends come and so, but Patti keeps on making the music that matters to her. Every time the entertainment industry extrudes one more plastic pop star for our listening pleasure, Patti Smith looks just a little bit better.

And there's Robert Altman, one of my favorite movie directors of all time. He's been in and out of favor in Hollywood, but he keeps on finding a way to make movies. Some have been good and some have been bad, and a few have been masterpieces (McCabe & Mrs. Miller, and Nashville, for two examples). He's usually not considered to be on a par with Coppola and Scorsese, though he's made more great movies than either of them. For a while, in fact, many of his best films were not even available on video. Somebody asked him how he dealt with that, and he said he dealt with it the only way he could, by making another movie. At seventy-five, he's still more interested in the next picture than in all the ones he's directed already.

And, finally, there's Orson Welles. He was 24 when he directed Citizen Kane, his first movie. It is widely considered the greatest movie ever made in the United States. Until then, everything in his life had gone right. He'd been a successful actor, director and producer on Broadway, and a popular actor and director on the radio, and he'd arrived in Hollywood with an unprecedented contract which gave him complete control over the films that he made.

Welles once said that he had the same amount of good and bad luck as anybody else, he just had all the good luck first, and then all the bad luck. And he did have terrible luck after he left Hollywood, and he made quite a few mistakes as well, but for whatever other mistakes he may have made, he never gave up. He could have lived quite comfortably by just working as an actor, but again and again he made money as an actor only to spend it as a director. But some of the movies he made in those later years were great Touch of Evil, Falstaff, and The Trial come to mind).

One of my favorite moments in the movie Ed Wood comes when Wood (at a particularly low ebb when the church that's backing his "grave robbers from outer space" movie decides to pull out, partly because they discover he's a transvestite) goes into a gloomy bar to drown his sorrows, and finds himself face to face with Orson Welles. They commiserate about how difficult it is to make a movie (Welles urbanely ignoring the fact that the other man is in drag), because somebody else always controls the money, and finally Ed Wood asks, "Is it all worth it?"

"It is when it works," Welles says, and tells about making Citizen Kane, the one movie where nobody could touch a frame of it except for him. "Visions are worth fighting for," he continues. "Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?"

I love that moment, partly because the idea of Orson Welles offering advice to Ed Wood (who had tremendous enthusiasm but no discernible talent) is hilarious, and partly because the message is true. And Wood, recharged by this encounter with his hero, goes back and makes the movie his way, and the end result is Plan 9 from Outer Space, widely regarded as the worst movie ever made by anybody.

But, as he says earlier in the film, "The worst movie you ever saw? Well, my next one will be better!"

I guess all of this has been on my mind because I've been thinking about a writing project I put aside a few years ago. It was a huge, open-ended story, with a ton of characters and plots, and I used to post it in installments on BBSs (computer bulletin boards). But then I decided it was getting out of hand, and that it really should be turned into a regular novel (you know, like the ones other people write).

Now I'm not so sure.

Anyway, thanks to Bethany for letting me sit in. I'll see you all in a month for the Hejira One-Year Anniversary bash. I'll be the one in the angora sweater.

(This was written as a guest entry on Bethany's online journal, and it's interesting to read it now, since it's about my decision to finish U-town, which was finished on my 50th birthday, four and a half years after I wrote the above. And the only reason I thought of it now was that Henry Gibson died, and I remembered his terrific performances in The Long Goodbye and Nashville, and inevitably I thought about "Keep A-Goin'," one of the songs he sings in the latter movie. And that reminded me that I'd written something with that title once, thought it took Google to help me locate it. So, I thought I should post it here.)

(Oh, and Bethany, who is mentioned above? She's persistent, too. Her current journal is ladypilot.org, where she says, "i have been writing online in one form or another since 1999 [that’s longer than you and way before the word 'blog' existed].")

Later: I wanted to add the story below, which I first told in a comment on this post on Jo Eberhardt's blog, The Happy Logophile:

Quick story about my ex. After she and I split up, she was living with this guy (we’ll call him Chuck). She called me one night, and as we talked she mentioned that she was taking karate lessons. She explained that it was just for exercise and because it felt good, that it’s very difficult to get a black belt when you start as late as she did (she was in her 30s), that most people who get a black belt start when they’re kids, etc. Then she paused and she asked, “Am I going to try for a black belt?”

I laughed. “Of course you are. And you’re going to get it, too.”

She laughed, and then she said quietly, “Chuck hasn’t figured that out yet.”

And she did get the black belt.

the haiku, not the epic

More of The Golden Mystery is posted. The new parts start here.

I'm starting to think about getting rid of WordPress at the utownwriting blog. Not in favor of some other CMS (content management system), but because it's becoming obvious that it's more of a hindrance than a help.

As I mentioned here, I have to use a special extension to get rid of the "smart" quotes that WordPress wants to give me.

As I mentioned here, it would be very difficult to change the names of any of the mysteries, because of how WordPress does links.

As I mentioned here, WordPress puts everything into a database, and then I have to work to get it out again to create the printable pages, including putting extra hidden codes into the entries so they'll print properly.

I'm very happy with WordPress overall. It runs this blog, and quite well, but this is a blog, and utownwriting.com really isn't. It's a website with my mystery stories, and I think it would be easier to create a new page from scratch, with just the code I need (as opposed to WordPress, which has tons of code that I don't need – for that site – and don't understand).

The WordPress slogan seems to be "Code is Poetry." I think I need to work a bit more like Emily Dickinson. No unnecessary code.

Of course, since I hate designing things, I will probably keep the same look (more or less), with the option to make any of the stories printable (without the sidebar).

Should be fun.

the golden mystery and other topics

More of The Golden Mystery is posted, starting here.

Two more weeks for this story, I estimate. After that, I think I will take a break.

I was planning to do that back in March (as I wrote about here), but then I got the idea for The Family Murder Case (mostly because I knew I had to do something with Claudia and Erika), and then I got the idea for The Golden Mystery (which came to me, the whole thing, in about 24 hours).

But now I do intend to take that break. There are at least two more mystery stories that I plan to write at some point (one short one, and at one or two longer ones). I may restructure the utownwriting.com blog as well, since the part-by-part posting is great when the stories are in progress, but they may not be the ideal format when the stories are complete.

So, the updates here may be on a more relaxed schedule. And I may write a bit about some other things.

I've been thinking about writing something about Frank McCourt (who I still think of as "Mr. McCourt"). He was one of my favorite teachers, but I feel bad writing about him if I don't also write about Thomas Dolan, Maurice Baudin, and M. L. Rosenthal. They had just as much effect on me, they just never wrote best-selling memoirs. So, I would want to write about them all, if I was going to write about any of them.

Oh, and I just bought Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon. I bought it Wednesday (it came out on Tuesday, but I was delayed by a colonoscopy). I remember buying Against the Day on the first day it was available, too, but I never finished it. But Inherent Vice is shorter and (according to initial reports) funnier, so that should make a difference. Maybe I'll specialize in Pynchon's shorter novels from here on.

I knew it was a bad sign when I was reading Against the Day (I made it to around page 200) that the biggest pleasure I got out of the whole thing was finding a typo.

Speaking of which, did you ever notice that all of "the short ones" (The Crying of Lot 9, Vineland, and Inherent Vice) are set in California, and none of the long ones are? I'll bet that's significant...

mr. language person

(With apologies to Dave Barry.)

I'm sick, so I have no idea if I will post this, or if there will be more of "The Family Murder Case," or both, or who knows. But, lying feverishly in my bed for the last few days, surviving mostly on tea, I've had a few thoughts.

gerunds

I'm obviously a bit of a fanatic about some aspects of grammar and punctuation, but other areas I'm not strong in. One is parts of speech. This may go back to diagramming sentences in high school, which I (and pretty much everybody else) thought was a big waste of time. I wonder if current education theory would say that we were missing out on something really vital, or is diagramming sentences actually a silly idea?

Anyway.

Nouns, I understand what they are. Verbs, they're pretty easy. And adjectives, too. But then you get into the complicated ones, like past particles and marsupial phrases, and those have always baffled me. But the one which baffled me the most was gerunds.

I always thought the gerund was something like the infield fly rule. You could understand it as it was being explained, but after a few minutes, the information would drift away. But a week ago (admittedly before the fever started), I looked it up in The Chicago Manual of Style, and I got it. And I still remember it. A verb used as a noun.

Walking is the best exercise.

Walking is clearly a verb (anything that describes moving yourself around is a verb), but here it's being used as a noun. So, it's a gerund.

As McCarthy says in The Time of Your Life: "It's so simple, it's amazing!"

Now I guess I'll have to learn about the propositions and the injunctions and so on.

I already know what a conjunction is. That's pinkeye.

Oh, and, if further proof was needed that The Time of Your Life has altered my brain, I just figured out why the bum in "The Church Murder Case" was named Toledo. It's because so many of the stories Kit Carson tells in the play are about Toledo ("Did you ever try to herd cattle on a bicycle?").

Oh, and, emboldened by my mastery of the gerund, I decided to investigate another question. The next mystery story will be called "The Golden Mystery" (I explained before why it wasn't "The Golden Murder Case," but I'm sick so that means I don't have to find where I said it and put in a link). Now, obviously, if the events of the mystery were suffused with a golden light, "golden" would be an adjective. But "Golden" is actually a name, so it's more like The Greene Murder Case (which is an actual Philo Vance, not one of mine). So, is that not an adjective?

Well, I looked that up, and it is a "proper adjective" (which of course makes me think that the other adjectives must be improper in some way, or maybe that just comes from watching Gosford Park). So, that's settled, too.

interesting development

According to Time Magazine (or possibly it was Newsweek – who remembers?), more books were self-published last year than were published by conventional publishers. This is the first year of which that has been true. Ever.

Wow.

So, let me put in a plug for my book, A Sane Woman. Available from Amazon.com or directly from lulu.com.

It's good. You'll like it. Good characters, interesting plot, snappy dialogue, a good ending. And it has a really nice cover. Order some for your friends.

more on the gerund (or "why I like the CMOS")

The Chicago Manual of Style section on the gerund is one short paragraph. The Wikipedia entry goes on for a very long time, and includes "passivization," "pronominal substitution," "clefting," and "left dislocation."

And, no, I didn't make those up.

This is the sort of thing that discourages me from pursuing these sorts of questions. It makes me want to say, "That's all very interesting, if that's your idea of a good time, but I'm having too much fun writing my detective stories to take ten years off to learn all that."

Or maybe I'll just give them all the good old bilabial fricative.